Drive-thru de Tenacious D

Jb:
kg: yeah?
jb: let's go to this drive-thru.
(motor sounds)
kg: oh good, i'm starvin'.
drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
jb: yeah,
drive-thru guy: may i have your order?
jb: yeah, hold on a second, i'm lookin' at the menu
drive-thru guy: okay
jb: ...ah l-
drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
jb: please, don't, don't offer me i'll tell you what i want.
know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
jb: just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? i'm, i'm tryin'
drive thru-guy: they come in six or twelve you want service?
jb: shut up and listen to my order. take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
away. i'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. i'm tryin to watch my calorie
intake.
drive-thru guy: they come in six or twelve pieces
jb: put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. and then,
uh, can i have a junior western bacon chee? a junior western bacon chee. i'm
trying to watch my figure.
drive-thru guy: western bacon
jb: a junior western bacon
drive-thru guy: would you like that with onions?
jb: no onions.
drive-thru guy: okay, junior bacon is $
jb: okay, and i'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
calories, 'cuz it's fish.
drive-thru guy: fillet of
jb: now if you could take a coca-cola, and just go half coca-cola, half diet
#39;cuz i'm tryin to watch my to loose some of the weight.
drive-thru guy: you want half coca-cola,
jb: um, and a small, a small chocolate shake. because i'm tryin to watch my
figure, not a large, a small.
drive-thru guy: it come's in medium-small or medium-large.
jb:
drive-thru guy: small chocolate shake.
jb: also a small seasoned-curlies
drive-thru guy:
jb: small, seasoned-curlies.
drive-thru guy: okay i got the small bacon

jb: okay, my ass, what else? give me, cherries jubilee
and that's it.
drive-thru guy: cherries jubilee.
jb: wait, kage, what do you want?
kg: , let me have think i want the regular, uh, western
bacon-cheeseburger, large shake,
jb: oh god come on with the order.
kg: i'
jb: take forever.
kg: that's all i want. that's all i
jb: good. how much is that sir?
drive-thru guy: that'll be, uh, $ at the window please, will you drive up?
jb: do you have any money?
kg: oh shoot, um, oh god. yeah, i you have got
jb: give it to me.
kg: alright, here.
jb: okay, we only have, i'm gonna need to cancel the last two
things on the order. okay, thank you, let's go.
(motor sounds)