Everything you know is wrong de Weird Al Yankovic
Letra de Everything you know is wrong
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane 
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear 
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat 
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes 
i guessed, "is it uncle frank or cousin louie? 
is it bob or joe or walter? 
could it be bill or jim or ed or bernie or steve?" 
i probably would have kept on guessing 
but about that time we crashed into the truck 
and as i'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt 
finally i recognize the face of my hibachi dealer 
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me 
everything you know is wrong 
black is white, up is down and short is long 
and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter 
everything you know is wrong 
just forget the words and sing along 
all you need to understand is 
everything you know is wrong 
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some golden grahams 
when i accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension 
and soon i was abducted by some aliens from space 
who kinda looked like jamie farr 
they sucked out my internal organs 
and they took some polaroids and said i was a darn good sport 
and as a way of saying thank you 
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that i would care to go 
and so i had them send me back to last thursday night 
so i could pay my phone bill on time 
just then the disembodied head of colonel sanders started yelling 
Everything you know is wrong 
black is white, up is down and short is long 
and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter 
everything you know is wrong 
just forget the words and sing along 
all you need to understand is 
everything you know is wrong 
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin 
when i got a nasty paper cut 
and, well, to make a long story short 
it got infected and i died 
so now i'm up in heaven with st. peter by the pearly gates 
and it's obvious he doesn't like the nehru jacket that i'm wearing 
he tells me that they've got a dress code 
well, he lets me into heaven anyway 
but i get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity 
and every day he runs by screaming 
Everything you know is wrong 
black is white, up is down and short is long 
and everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter 
everything you know is wrong 
just forget the words and sing along 
all you need to understand is 
everything you know is wrong
Traducción de Everything you know is wrong
Letra traducida a Español
Estaba conduciendo por la autopista en el carril rápido 
con un glotón rabioso en mi ropa interior 
cuando, de repente, un tipo detrás de mí en el asiento trasero 
se asomó y me cubrió los ojos con las manos 
supuse: "es el tío Frank o el primo Louie? 
es Bob o Joe o Walter? 
podría ser Bill o Jim o Ed o Bernie o Steve?" 
probablemente seguiría adivinando 
pero justo en ese momento chocamos contra un camión 
y mientras yacía sangrando ahí en el asfalto 
finalmente reconozco la cara de mi proveedor de hibachis 
que se quita los labios prostéticos y me dice 
todo lo que sabes está mal 
el negro es blanco, arriba es abajo y corto es largo 
y todo lo que pensabas que era tan importante no importa 
todo lo que sabes está mal 
solo olvida las palabras y canta a coro 
todo lo que necesitas entender es  
todo lo que sabes está mal
Iba caminando hacia la cocina por unos Golden Grahams  
cuando accidentalmente pisé una dimensión alterna  
y pronto fui secuestrado por unos alienígenas del espacio  
que parecían un poco a Jamie Farr  
me sacaron los órganos internos  
y tomaron algunas fotos Polaroid diciendo que era un buen deportista  
y como manera de darme las gracias  
ofrecieron transportarme de vuelta a cualquier punto de la historia al que quisiera ir  
así que les pedí que me enviaran de vuelta a jueves pasado por la noche  
para poder pagar mi factura telefónica a tiempo  
en ese momento, la cabeza disembodied del Coronel Sanders empezó a gritar  
Todo lo que sabes está mal  
el negro es blanco, arriba es abajo y corto es largo  
y todo lo que pensabas que era tan importante no importa  
todo lo que sabes está mal  
solo olvida las palabras y canta a coro  
todo lo que necesitas entender es   
todo lo que sabes está mal
Estaba justo a punto de enviar una carta a mi gemelo maligno  
cuando tuve un corte de papel muy feo   
y, bueno, para resumirlo,   
se infectó y morí   
ahora estoy en el cielo con San Pedro ante las puertas del paraíso  
y es obvio que no le gusta la chaqueta Nehru que llevo puesta   
me dice que tienen código de vestimenta   
bueno, aún así me deja entrar al cielo   
pero me asigna la habitación junto a la ruidosa máquina de hielo por toda la eternidad    
y todos los días corre gritando   
Todo lo que sabes está mal   
el negro es blanco, arriba es abajo y corto es largo 
 y todo lo que pensabas que era tan importante no importa todo lo que sabes está mal\n ¡Solo olvida las palabras y canta! 🥳\n 
I sin helhet blir amerikanere mer fornøyd med alt det handler om ENSKAP. men til slutt bør vi alle få grunnleggende rettigheter uavhengig av kjønn. – For Martin H Paris om fem år.<\hr>This makes it clear that disseminating knowledge is vital in both contexts,… for this modern age of enlightenment… You must consider the natural interconnections between each individual's standards and have respect for others' passions.
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